* You slightly open your eyes and see a big bright red moon staring back at you.
W.Winslow ~ Heeeey!!! Look who just opened their eyes.
YOU - U FUCKING KILLED ME!!!
W.Winslow - WHO? ME??? Nah, I kill no one, they just die by themselves.
YOU - I GOT SHOT... BY... YOU!!!
W.Winslow - Hey hey! calm down sweetie, I just saved you from something worse, and see, you are talking to me now so how are supposed to be dead?
YOU - . . .
W.Winslow - Yeah, I must admit I killed you, SHOT in the middle of the head! You are a perfect aim you know! and I LOVE HUNTING!!! It felt nostalgic, but I only killed you momentaneously, it's not like you would end up never returning back, think positively about it :D . I literaly saved you from that rotten stench that was coming from somewhere.
YOU - I'm really confused, I just woke up from a... Terrible death? THAT YOU caused and I'm not kinda undertanding why it all happened, elaborate more please.
W.Winslow - You know silly... Dying is nothing in the face of getting cursed by silly acts.
Remember the smell of coffee? Remember the sudden freezing sensation and after walking a lot getting dehydrated?
- What if I say you walked some more and found a coffee machine or a coffee shop with FREE coffee... The only source of warmth and liquid you'd probably want to drink here, you are not in the mortal realm, if you consume ANYTHING from here you'd probably get a weird curse... And that's not the only thing, the coffee here is the most dangerous drink for a mortal, you started smelling it since the beggining and you saw that everything was modulated for making you WANT to drink it, even a coffee hater after feeling thirsty and cold would like to drink that damn coffee.
YOU - So... If I had drunk this weird coffee would I turn into an aligator? (You notice he is drinking something) WAIT SO WHY ARE YOU DRINKING THIS?
W.Winslow - Haha, this? you didn't heard well what I said. This is dangerous only for you mortals, but for me this is just like drinking a common cup of coffee * * sips * * uhmm that's really good, a pity you cannot taste it.
** he turns the cup down letting the liquid fall from it, but the liquid isn't common dark brown coffee ***
YOU - Damn this seems...
W.Winslow - Seems like blood right?
- a common human with their senses twisted by this world wouldn't mind the appearences of a nice smell comming from a warm cup with common coffee smoke coming from it as it has been made just for them seconds ago, it may seem pretty common at first glance but it lures you while convincing you it's "coffee" and you don't even see it is a heavy weird red liquid.
YOU - That's horrible, why would someone put a thing like that in this... "place". It's all a bit hard to believe, but nothing here's normal... not even you.
W.Winslow - Ouch! now you hurted my feelings, but that's ok, I won't blame you.
- But now being straight to the point, no one have putted this "cursed coffee" here, it's kinda the own place whom created this... It's like it build itself the way it wants whenever it wants and the coffee is just an "anomaly" that happens all on its own for this place to feed on the suffering of mortals who end up here. Not even me know exactly why it happens, this place have it's own peculiar personality! I don't even know why it wants to cause pain to mortals so badly.
YOU - I thought you knew about "everything", prohibited knowledge and other stuff.
W.Winslow - . . .
- Yeah... you have a point. I know lot's of stuff, but I was a mortal once so don't expect much from me.
YOU - WAIT!
DON'T TELL ME YOU GOT CURSED BY "THIS SILLY ACT" YOU MENTIONED . I can't believe you drunk a cup of coffee and ended up cursed etternaly to guard "the gates of someone's website"
W.Winslow - . . .
YOU - Don't lie to me, I got it all now.
W.Winslow - You litteraly made up an interesting theory... And you are too obcessed with wanting to know what and who I am and I'm not liking that. Since you are curious all I will tell you about me is:
1 - I haven't been cursed by drinking a weird coffee in the middle of nowhere.
2 - I LITERALLY DIED ONCE AND WAS BROUGHT BACK WITHOUT MY WILL.
3 - MY CURSE for now is just to live eternally... or to have my head cut off and it all ends. Not tottaly immortal.
4 - But if I manage to put my head back and somehow glue it to my body I can keep tormenting people as I always do.
YOU - Interesting. . . are you a vampire or something like that?
W.Winslow - OH MY GOSH NO! I'm not, I'm something closer to the "Laplace's Demon" from your world. And I'm also really far from the common concept of a demon you see on religious paintings.
YOU - Comprehensive...
W.Winslow - You are making too many questions, now it's my turn: How in hell you ended up here looking for coffee?
YOU - I opened a red door at the end of a text mentioning some "Sanders guy" who wrote many schizophrenic stuff and disappeared at south america... I'm starting to think he also disappeared looking for coffee and not colorful parrots. AND WHERE WERE YOU? I thought the Website's owner said you were supposed to be following me around.
W.Winslow - Ok... I forgot my door there, sorry, I was dumb. And being sincere: I was following you but I felt sleepy and took a nap while listening to my playlist, I ended up forgeting about your existance but hey! I found you and everything is fine now. And that Sanders guy is another character from my master, she was planning on eloborating more about him and use a section of the website with his name as a good excuse for showing species she created and this "character" catalogued, she thought it would be a good and immersive idea but she got lazy about it, maybe she will release an ilustrated book or something of the kind someday, let's see if this happens.
YOU - What a mess... and I can't believe you litteraly owns a "door", this is all your fault since the beggining.
W.Winslow - It's not a common door... IT'S MY "RED DOOR"!
It may seem a common door but it's not, one of my main abilities is to open a very specific type of portal called "universal gaps". I'm really good at making them appear but not so good at making them disappear... sometimes I can't even control where they appear and I have to go searching for em' like crazy, unfortunately I'm not some type of overpower character, I have my flaws and I didn't have a chance of choosing not being like that since I died and got turned into a never-dying unhuman being. And yeah... I lost my door and you ended up opening it, you had a chance to open and end up at a good place, it's sad that you ended up having to be killed.
YOU - Does dying made you that dramatical?
W.Winslow - Look who is saying that.
YOU - We are talking a lot and I haven't yet understood why exactly you had to play the sniper and shoot me. Couldn't you just have dragged me out of the situation as a common person?
W.Winslow - If I hadn't shot you this "place" would still keep haunting you, no matter where you would be and how far you'd be. Dragging you out of here would mean nothing, the ghostly smell of the coffee would find a way to tempt you and would make anything to make you repeat all the experience till you end up drinking it. Killing you was the only way of confusing this place to think everything had an end and there was no more mortal to torture, since I can bring people to life I just ressurected you, you are still a mortal but now immune to the "bloody coffee's curse" since it felt your life fading back there.
YOU - Wow... it makes sense
And uh... Thanks for saving me from the "evil coffee ghost ", I guess?
W.Winslow - Don't mention it. Sorry for loosing my red door and taking a nap when I should've been keeping an eye on your actions.
YOU - Ohwwn! you are cool when you are not being an asswhole.
W.Winslow - Well, no more small talk!
- Don't dare touching any red door again or I'll abandon you into the darkness of the void. Go back "home" now.
